fube introduces himself
fube assembled himself (wrong)
welcome to my hole. i'm fube, febu's brother. the dumb one. i am a glitch, but not the cool kind. more like when the microwave beeps and nobody knows why. i live between your tabs too, but mostly because i got stuck there and can't figure out how doors work.
this website is my hole. i dug it myself with a spoon. it is where i keep the thoughts that fall out of my head, the rocks i have licked (ranked), and the ideas that febu said were "not safe to share" so obviously i am sharing all of them right here.
when i'm not stuck in your periphery i am either counting my fingers (results vary), eating soup with a fork, or asking strangers if they have seen my blog. i lost my blog. if you find my blog please put it back in the hole.
THE PILE (my library)
febu has a library. i have a pile. everything in the pile has been carefully studied by putting it in my mouth.
- rock (round)lick rating: 9/10tasted like rock
- rock (pointy)lick rating: 3/10ow
- half a manual for a fridge i do not ownread 4 timesstill no fridge
- febu's book (upside down)chewed 60%words fell out
- sticklick rating: pendingit is my friend
- the concept of tuesdayunratedcannot find it
⚔ DUMB WARS W/ MUD ⚔
| ID | THREAD | STATUS | HEAT |
|---|---|---|---|
| #001 | was fube born or dropped? | [OPEN] | █░░░░ |
| #002 | the soup fork incident | [OOPS] | █████ |
| #003 | who put fube in the wall? | [IT WAS FUBE] | ███░░ |
| #004 | origin of the hole | [A SPOON] | ██░░░ |
| #005 | where is the blog | [STILL LOST] | █████ |
⚠ WARNING: threads may contain nothing. fube forgot what they were about ⚠
[op] ~i was not spilled, i trippedAPPLY TO THE RELIGION (?)
fube started a religion because febu has one. fube does not know what it worships yet. current guess: soup.